99 (£1.13/count) Serve it in a demitasse or espresso cup for an elegant treat. The taste issue with apple sauce doesn’t always bother me, ESPECIALLY with stronger flavored cakes such as Brandi’s low-fat chocolate mug cake recipe … I love this post, Jaden, you never cease to crack me up, Yeah, I WISH there actually was such a thing as a Negative Calorie Chocolate ANYTHING! You obviously appear to be pretty knowledgeable on the subject. Recipe by Nancy Baggett for EatingWell. Easy peasy for a non baker/cook. i didn’t know we could substitue oil with a banana.. thanks for the million dollar idea 🙂 love u for it.. if u have more of such awesome ideas then plz plz plz msg me on facebook http://www.facebook.com/shanzupanzu, for now tell me has anyone actually tried this recipe? And -8 calories just because you said so…damn that’s gold right there! We can't resist big, soft, fudgy cookies, like those found in glass jars on bake-shop counters. I’ve not tried freezing, so let me know how it comes out! I did though make black forest chocolate cake from Pillsbury Devil cake. I am a dietitian—this is so clever!! Do you not understand that it was OBVIOUSLY a joke? I’m sure they’re probably just bitter because you’re recipe is so sweet. I don’t know whether it was because the cake-parfaits were cooled and maybe you folks ate them still hot, but cold they were very lifeless. (Moreover, I am one of those people who reads labels, so I almost never use cake mixes. The ingredients below are based on the back of the box (with the exception of the banana) If you use a different brand of cake mix, follow their instructions for ingredients, replacing the banana for the oil or butter. Hmm yummy this cake is looking so good and I’ll try this one . This… Is dumb. Vive Better Brownie - Low Calorie Vegan Healthy Snack with Protein, Vitamins & Fibre (Chocolate Berry, x15) 4.0 out of 5 stars 3 £16.99 £ 16 . I used a super moist fudge cake and worked perfectly. and i use for all those black bananas hogging freezer space!). Oh great! hmmm….no sense of humor? I have to loose weight but i love chocolate cakes so much, good thing there is a negative calorie cake. Image a brownie like cookie with a creamy chocolate filling … that’s what these Chocolate Thumbprint Cookies taste like! So before I tell all my friends – can you CONFIRM that this cake when you say is a NEGATIVE calorie cake – to me when you say negative calories – it means that the MORE you EAT – the MORE you LOOSE – dont’ want to appear as a laughing stock ….thanks ! i once measured the butter pray by weighing what i spray and it ended up being a lot of calories and not zero….. by the way ive read it only expending 5 calories per hour for the body to digest so the negative calorie thing is just a myth. Chocolate Bark with Pistachios & Dried Cherries, © 2020 EatingWell.com is part of the Allrecipes Food Group. No WAY. Your recipe is cute. Personally I love the whole pomegranate drizzle! Now I know why I can’t bake. In large bowl, mixed together the smushed banana, eggs and water. Not particularly funny, instead misleading, particularly since this page is most likely to be visited by people looking for low calorie recipies. Thanks so much. Very impressive. Gonna go buy ramekins from the bakery shop near the school where I work. Really. Perhaps you should take submissions and write a negative calorie cookbook. -add raspberries to batter Honestly, Looking up a recipe would cause you to move around looking for a recipe, and therefore burn more calories. Yes! I didn’t walk to the store, but I sure pushed the shopping cart when I shopped. Now you are too much dear Jaden!! Size: 100g Serving Size: 42g Ingredients: Cocoa liquor, cocoa butter, raw cane sugar Fat: 22g (14g saturated fat) Total Carbs: 15g (6g sugar, 6g fiber) For me, Vivani is one of the best dark chocolate bars in the world. Great writing, funny, but can we know the count for health reasons? Delicious! Alia- It didn’t work for you because there is a general rule in the universe about people who dislike chocolate trying to make chocolate desserts. Well it’s no wonder how you keep your beautiful figure! Get enough of those less than one and they add up to a whole lot. Lydia- I owe my success to my 2nd grade math teacher, Nandita- can’t wait for u to try it. Most of the time, I see your photos, read your entry, and think “I’ll try that next time I’m in the mood for ____” and promptly forget. I love that this won’t get my apartment hot! Are you really that uneducated – nothing is negative calorie. Fan-frickin tastic. There you are, …………..you can really bake well, we love it! Looks so yummy, sure taste gorgeous. …this was sooo good – I used half a smushed up banana and a whole egg and about 1/3 cup cake mix with bittersweet chocolate chunks….I didn’t do separate ramekins…just mixed it in a small pyrex bowl and nuked it in the same. You essentially lied to get more people to look at your recipe. I’d love to see how boring you are in bed ~jaden, This recipe looks delicious! the next time that Food Network calls I’ll let them know that I’m a baker too! Hahaha You’re awesome. 🙂, Sheer brilliance! 40-80 calories (depending on fruit type) Dried fruits … As many have already pointed out anything marked NO, just means that it has less than 1 of something… NO carbs = less than 1 carb per serving, same with fat, and calories. Chocolate also delivers heart-healthy antioxidants. Did sense of humor die this week? 🙂. That’s what I use freezer bananas for!! did it take hours to make? Love you, Jaden! Using peanut butter protein fluff for the center, and 10 calorie chocolate cookies, you can enjoy this low calorie peanut butter chocolate cookie and still reach your weight loss goals.. I think I’m going to try brandy soaked cherries. Glad there’s a zero-calorie cake option for me 😛 lol. Here’s your answer: But..but…but….how do you get negative calories with that?? About once a month we make a chocolate box cake with chocolate chips in it. Cuisine: American. March 8, 2009 at 2:02 pm Here’s how to prepare your cup of low-calorie hot chocolate Step 1: The thing with hot chocolate is that even though it is a beverage, the consistency is slightly thick and creamy. Negative calories…you will be mine! Well I think I’ll have seconds…. Calorie Counted Recipes for Sandwiches & Wraps. lol. 🙂, Great! Print Pin Rate. ©2020 STEAMY KITCHEN RECIPES GIVEAWAYS. Totally dig the creative mathematics. If you ever wanna check out some more recipes you could try http://www.lovemyphilly.com has lots of cool recipes. Of course…there’s a time and a place for the oil/butter version, but I love the guilt-free approach of your recipe-less recipe. Melinda- I vote for someone to come up with a negative calorie ice cream! So don’t eat more than 4, because you won’t save much on the 5th. Whisk until combined. (Keeping sugar down for diabetes). lol, HEY! It turned out very good and simple! Move over Atkins…here comes something steamy-er…. It is very difficult to believe that the luscious cake in the photo can actually be done in microwave in a jiffy, i have the same box of betty crocker at home – and i’m home alone, so may be i shall try this out – I LOVED your math for arriving at the negative calorie bit, TOTALLY AGREE!!! Terms & Conditions / Privacy Policy / Official Giveaway Rules. I am definitely trying this! - [...] Grab the recipe: Negative Calorie Chocolate Cake [...]. What an elegant dessert…. Jaden, I hope you ignore all the stupid people who either have no sense of humor or didn’t read your whole post. We call it “gotta have it” cake and eat huge pieces of it hot out of the oven. I was also a bit disappointed because I was searching to see if there was a no calorie cake. Ditto – love your recipe and if someone can’t take a joke……be glad we don’t liv with them lol Love your calorie counting, btw 😉 Very clever! Very well done! Low Calorie Snacks Recipes. I’m making this tomorrow. 😀. Even better are those posts from people who can’t take a joke! Its the same amount (if not more). Why bother commenting if you’re not even going to read the page? I tried this just now and gave them to my mom, sister, bro, and bro in law! My girlfriend Daphne will split the batter make a small batch of brownies with one half but with the other half she nukes it for 45 to 60 seconds and pours the subsequent hot fudge it creates over vanilla ice cream OMG! Raspberries too, even more negative calories. Sorry, but you would have to be a moron to believe this. And it was a giant step for guykind. I’ll send you a picture. I knew this would be too good to be true! cranky folks here. A super indulgent Low Fat Chocolate Mug Cake recipe, to cheat on your diet WITHOUT cheating! But wait, there’s more! And NOT doing all of those things listed is really just one more excuse to sit on your fat tush and NOT burn extra calories. It looks remarkably good, considering how it was made. There is one more thing you can do with the Betty Crocker batter and it works best when your using their brownie mix. Very great idea! Nurture over nature, eh? When it comes to making a homemade Low Fat Chocolate … Herb & Cheese Scones Recipe. I found those comments annoying so pardon me from being nosey. You can also drizzle Monavie on the cake. People would love to see how you make this cake! These peanut butter-pretzel truffles satisfy your craving for something sweet and salty. Coffee- Good thing I don’t teach math skills in my cooking classes! Enjoy dinner inside restaurant- Now, if you cannot do hands-on preparation because of YUM! Easy. Chocolate Mug Cake recipes are a must have in your recipe box and this one is my favorite. Garrett- HOLY BLOW MY TONGUE OFF!!! Stick it out. I have resisted the temptation of making something like this for long…now I can without the guilt! Of course, if you aren't on a diet - ditch the banana idea and just use the oil/butter as the recipe calls for. Sunny Salads - Tasty and Low Calorie. The ramekien is to die for!!! Here we stir a little melted chocolate into ricotta cheese for a cheesecake-like topping for chocolate wafer cookies. This shall justify the superhero tiara that I just bought for myself! Keep up the excellent work. it’s so easy to make and so cool! I see negative calorie chocolate in my future….. Ms Jaden, i am a huge fan of your blog and all the food that you cooked. Beautiful site, gorgeous pictures, clever and witty and I cannot wait to get home and do something with that dang brown banana that I wouldn’t let my daugther have this morning! Pisses off the chocolate gods, you know? The brand’s lighter take on the original milk chocolate formula only has 25 calories per serving. I was laughing out loud as I read the calorie breakdown. Brilliant idea. With there being 10 servings in all, 1 serving is about 192 calories. I figured it’s around 375 cal, 9g of fat, and 67g of carbs per serving. Add another 30 seconds. omg…try looking at this picture stoned..thats like a visual orgasm! About a year ago, I ran into…, My New Heroine: Jaden Magically Makes Calories Turn Negative « off the (meat)hook - [...] recipe for Negative Calorie Chocolate Cake looks brilliant. I just wanted to drop by and say that your work is simply amazing. BTW—don’t let my patient’s read this 🙂. Mommy, I’m scared! Not in other “traditional “ cakes mixes either. or applesauce instead of egg? if you take a fork and make marks on the peel it will brown in the spots that were broken from the prongs because the sugar in the peel browns. Love this recipe. What do I do now? Done. Maybe you will find recipes for cakes other in the world. I think your recipes are fabulous and the fun way you present them makes me laugh out loud. I can see it all from here… Just fabulous. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. ?After eating all of them I should be half of what I am now with all the negative calories combined! Interesting recipe and outstanding math skills! Keyword: gluten free, Healthy dessert, iifym recipe, macro friendly. Which is kind of what I expected…microwaving cake!! Something tells me this cake is not negative calories. The best part is you can eat them without messing up your calorie plans. I see what you did there! Read the ingredients list on your food and then do a little research. Jaden; Our cakes would be only a delicious! This recipe calls for 1/4 of the butter and 1/2 of the chocolate chips compared to a traditional chocolate chip oatmeal cookie, meaning these treats are lower in … Now, I understand you were trying to be all cute and stuff… But, seriously? Hello, you forgot to add a notice, if you eat more than one, the second will only save you half the calorie, and the third only 1/4 of the calorie and so on. Patti Anderson, a professional quilter, had never entered a cooking contest before she took our challenge. Spot on about the 9pm thingy. omg, looks delicious. -Sunny. He said it won’t feel guilty eating it 😉, This post is pure genius! I am pleased to present to you, my Negative Calorie Chocolate Cake.  Never before in the history of desserts has there ever been such an luscious cake that is this good for your inner chocoholic self. Maybe have a “joke” disclaimer in the title so others don’t waste time following this link from Google 🙂, yes thank you what a waste of time to read just because someone thought themselves to be funny. Kids will love dipping bananas in melted chocolate and rolling them in coconut to make this tasty frozen treat. Really …are you on drugs? Mushy cake mix stuck to toothpick? then monica goes nuts guessing the recipe until she finds out that it’s ………….. Jaden, if you want molten lava cake, mix 1 1/2 cups skim milk with a package of chocolate pudding and pie filling (4 serving size, the kind you have to cook on the stove). I’ve spent the last hour reading your recipes and comments. Hi James – they are about 1 1/2 cup size – perfect for individual serving. It’s really great especially if you make up your own recipes or tweak other recipes. I have nothing else on my mind for the last 48 hours but the picture of that cake. Your email address will not be published. Renee- great ideas! Sounds very interesting You’ve a unique way of baking… I’m going to have to give this a whirl! Turn around. So, I had to use others as guinea pigs. This was a really poor joke. I laughed out loud! White flour is a no no. If you love your Cadbury's and your chocolate consumption has to be from that famous purple wrapper, this is the low calorie chocolate bar for you. It just isn’t advised that you mix materials and be aware if you have items which are gold plated. There are real calorie-negative things out there (e.g. | Ask The Fitness Nerd, Korean Glass Noodles - Jap Chae | Jaden's Steamy Kitchen, Saving oven energy and using microwave instead, Saving time (10 minutes in micro vs. 40 in the oven), For using up the ripe smushy banana – instead of tossing it, For not having to use your electric mixer – mixing by hand burns calories, For pleasing your inner “Instant Grat-Brat” (I want cake NOW!). I think I need to go lie down.. Measuring cups are an absolute must for baking cakes and cookies. I would dump this into a wide shallow bowl and add a scoop-or-two of real Denali Moose Tracks ice cream. I thought for a while it was one of those crazy ideas that the amount of energy the body needs to metabolize the food is greater than the calorie content. They all look amazing! Milk chocolate gives me a headache, fudge will make me nauseous. “Do you read Steamy Kitchen?” he demanded. A Mug Cake with only 138 calories without chocolate chips OR 219 calories … except I didn’t have any chocolate cake… but I DID have Betty Crocker’s golden cake. this recipe is extremely misleading, the cake mix itself has calories and whatever else you add to it, like the banana will start adding on calories too. No, by any means a banana is lesser in cals thn oil compared in the same quantity. The cake is 280 kcals, as stated in the table. Eggs are 70 calories a piece.  quite popular in homes. It’s sad that people can’t take a joke nowadays. I like the way you count calories and what you eat with them. Such a simple, fresh tip. A lot of these rules make sense and are there for our protection. You are indeed a genius! Ok, brace yourselves.  I thought it was funny. Try putting in sour red currants, jarred cherries or dried cranberries? Download a FREE 100-Calorie Snack Recipe Cookbook. These low-calorie chocolate chip oatmeal cookies might just be a little taste of heaven. Specks of green pistachios and red dried cherries in this chocolate confection make for a festive holiday gift. It’s definitely better than 280, which is the calorie count of the normally prepared cake, Not in any way shape or form does this have negative calories, I get that it’s meant as a joke, but to label this in the title as “negative calorie” is just ludicrous. Sheer brilliance. I so have to try this. Yes. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly grease and pat down two cookie sheets. Not this time. This healthy dessert recipe is a quick and healthy way to satisfy your chocolate craving. ERMMM, alice you do realize there is nothing that is truly no calories right? Use the times I have below and test with toothpick. 😀. icy cold diet cola), shame to waste people’s time with this. EatingWell reader Beverley Sharpe of Santa Barbara, California, contributed this healthy chocolate chip cookie recipe. Lighten up honey, life’s too short to be so serious…. A whole can of chipotle+adobo???? Tastes great! I’m trying this tonight. Because… I have not explored negative calorie cooking! How do you suggest cooking it to keep it moist without using the dangerous microwave. The best way to cut calories in a piece of cake is to cut yourself a small piece of cake. I can’t believe people would get SO upset over such an obvious joke! Hmm.. This is great Jaden! We like to use chocolate with 60-72% cacao content in these rich, fudgelike brownies, as it imparts a deeper, fuller flavor than less-chocolaty choices. I’ll most likely try this “negative calorie” recipe but will definately remember the laugh I’ve gotten from visiting this site tonight. i just read some of the older comments and haha. I can’t believe people are so freakin’ uptight! But what makes me lol more is the comments. 🙂. Thin Crisps (100-calorie pack): 100 calories, <1 g fiber, 3 g fat, 0.5 g saturated fat, and 18 g carbohydrates. Email me when you have a post and i’ll link to it, Lisa – my new diet will be a worldwide fad, Danielle- LOL! As people start dining, one of your respective guests see the rust appearing at the tip of the fork that she was planning to put into her mouth. And so quick and easy. Here goes: I just have to point out that I feel like no one actually read the whole thing. The Betty Crocker dark chocolate syrup is before I realized I only had one!... 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